I never win 1st place
I don t support the team
I can t take direction
And my socks are never clean

Teachers dated me
My parents hated me
I was always in a fight
Cause I can do nothing right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
Can t take the person staring back at me

Chorus:
I m a hazard to myself
Don t let me get me
I m my own worst enemy
It s bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don t wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

LA told me
You ll be a pop star
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Tired to be compared
To damn Britney Spears
She s so pretty
That just ain t me

So doctor doctor wont you please prescribe something
A day in a life of someone else